Anyway, he still manages to keep our conversations interesting. (Despite my best efforts to bore him to death.)
Me: So did I tell you what I love about my new workout shirt?
JB: No, I don't believe you did. Unless it's that it's super light-weight and breathable. You might have mentioned that. Four or five times.
Me: That too, but it also has this technology where they weave silver or something into the fibers.
JB: Silver? Does that give it a higher SPF rating?
Me: No, it helps it repel...
Me: What? No, odor. It helps repel stinky sweat odor.
JB: And vampires.
Me: Yes, it repels odor and vampires. Which is a valid concern when you're working out in Southern California. Outside. In the middle of the afternoon.
Wait, isn't it werewolves who are allergic to silver anyway? Crap. We'd better get that figured out before I walk into a nest of vampires thinking my (amazingly light-weight and breathable) running shirt is going to protect me.