Anyway, he still manages to keep our conversations interesting. (Despite my best efforts to bore him to death.)
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Me: So did I tell you what I love about my new workout shirt?
JB: No, I don't believe you did. Unless it's that it's super light-weight and breathable. You might have mentioned that. Four or five times.
Me: That too, but it also has this technology where they weave silver or something into the fibers.
JB: Silver? Does that give it a higher SPF rating?
Me: No, it helps it repel...
JB: Vampires!
Me: What? No, odor. It helps repel stinky sweat odor.
JB: And vampires.
Me: Yes, it repels odor and vampires. Which is a valid concern when you're working out in Southern California. Outside. In the middle of the afternoon.
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Wait, isn't it werewolves who are allergic to silver anyway? Crap. We'd better get that figured out before I walk into a nest of vampires thinking my (amazingly light-weight and breathable) running shirt is going to protect me.
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