Wednesday, April 14, 2010


Dear Self-from-last-night,

You needed to drink an entire bottle of wine? Really? And basically skip dinner?

Just because Self-from-this-morning inexplicably woke up without a hangover doesn’t mean that was a good life choice. (Actually, I’m pretty sure it means that Self-from-this-morning is just still drunk.)


Update: Self-from-this-afternoon can confirm that, yes, self-from-this-morning was definitely still drunk.