Since I was walking away at the time, I yelled back to him, across the entire length of our condo complex,
"Have you seen my snatch? I think I can handle it!”
My boyfriend froze for about 5 seconds and then lost it.
Based on the reaction of our neighbors who were around at the time, I’m guessing they didn’t realize that I was referencing my proven ability to complete the weight-lifting move known as a snatch as evidence of my ability to lift a heavy suitcase above my head.
Things like this are why our neighbors hustle their kids past our door on Halloween. (Come back! I promise our candy doesn't contain razor blades!)