Dear Self-from-last-night,
You needed to drink an entire bottle of wine? Really? And basically skip dinner?
Just because Self-from-this-morning inexplicably woke up without a hangover doesn’t mean that was a good life choice. (Actually, I’m pretty sure it means that Self-from-this-morning is just still drunk.)
Sincerely,
Self-from-this-morning
Update: Self-from-this-afternoon can confirm that, yes, self-from-this-morning was definitely still drunk.
